Resident Evil: Undead Sexy

Growing up I’ve noticed life can be like being on a talk show, with no clue why you’re there. You wait patiently to find out what happens next, you’re introduced to insanely hot women and you pray she isn’t a man. If you’re lucky, she’s the old nerdy friend you never paid much attention to.

The fifth Resident Evil movie, Resident Evil: Retribution, is that very girl, looking monumentally epic, unlike anything in the previous flicks. And there’s a kicker, too: she brought more old friends (i.e. Rain/Michelle Rodriguez) you thought were long gone. But what about that new game? Read on after the break for my thoughts and to share your own!

As for Resident Evil 6, the game, it’s the girl who was introduced to the guy beside you, wearing next to nothing. But with sparkling glitter everywhere and stuff dangling, it’s just too much. You don’t know what to make of it at the moment but someone does–it’s just not you or that guy.

So, it’s a “yay” to the movie, and a “lets see” on the game, check out the videos and decide yourself. And on a side note; Ada Wong is looking mighty yummy.

Resident Evil 5 Movie trailer

Resident Evil 6 Game Trailer